G.I. Joe ⁽⁵⁸⁾

G.I. Joe has been fighting the good fight since the 1960s, but it was 1982's A Real American Hero that truly turned kids' bedrooms into battlefields.

Since then, the Joes (and COBRA!) have risen the ranks from those pocket-sized patrols to the glorious 6-inch Classified Series commandos. And lest we forget the Retro line keeping old-school fans stocked with vintage vibes. G.I. Joe is proof that old soldiers never die, they just get more articulation and better accessories!